i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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