At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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