I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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