Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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