8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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