using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
