It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
