So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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