I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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