This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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