We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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