the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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