if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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