If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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