i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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