Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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