White coat. Heels.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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