Taylor Swift is so right about you.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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