shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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