If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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