Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wish life had little blips of pornography
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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