I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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