the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
