bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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