doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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