That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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