I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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