just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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