Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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