I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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