Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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