Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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