her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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