I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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