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what?
penguin condom
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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