i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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