Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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