I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i love accidental penises.
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Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
You ruined the universe
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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