I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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