I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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