Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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