we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize