I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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