brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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