I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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