Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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