Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize