That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
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if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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