It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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