3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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