Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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