im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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