Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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