What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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