So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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